- Singing "Dude Looks Like a Lady" whenever Bill passes, though funny, will earn me dirty looks from all band members

- Convincing Bill that eyeliner is made from kittens will result in my ears bleeding

and possibly other parts of my body once Tom gets ahold of me

- I won't cry when I confess that I'm jealous that Bill is prettier than me

- Asking Tom to "drop it like it's hot" does not mean his pants.

inform him of this before making the comment

- I will never, ever hide the red bull

- I will not ask Bill about his "after-sex" hair

- I will not refer to Tom's dreadlocks as "felted hair sausages"

- I will not "accidentally" push Tom into Bill at the punch bowl

or in the car

or in the hotel

or anywhere at all

- I will not steal Georg's hairstraighteners

- I will not make sexual reference to Tom's guitar

or Bill's microphone

- I will not lock Bill and Tom in a closet to see if hot sex will occur

nor will I lock any member of the band in a closet to see if any type of sex will occur

- I will not beg Bill to marry Tom and have his lovechild

- Telling Bill that he makes me feel like a pedophile lesbian is not a compliment and will not be taken as such

- I will not let Tom or Bill read my fanfiction



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