с праздником, штоли.

@темы: <3

лалалаааа!.. *затыкает уши, чтобы моск не капал на ноут* плиз, килл ми.

@настроение:

@темы: <3, brotherly love, Willkommen im Hotel, Солнышко и Трахаль, я в Панике!

always and forever

@темы: <3, Willkommen im Hotel

иногда в заданиях по ЕГЭ встречаются замечательные тексты.

тык!When I arrived in England I thought I knew English. After I’d been here an hour I realised that I did not understand one word. In the first week I picked up a tolerable working knowledge of the language and the next seven years convinced me gradually bur thoroughly that I would never know it really well, let alone perfectly. This is sad. My only consolation being that nobody speaks English perfectly.

Remember that those five hundred words an average Englishman uses are far from being the whole vocabulary of the language. You may learn another five hundred and yet another five thousand and yet another fifty thousand and still you may come across a further fifty thousand you have never heard before, and nobody else either.

If you live here long enough you will find out to your great amazement that the adjective nice is not the only adjective that the language possesses, in spite of the fact that in the first three years you do not need to learn any other adjectives. You can say the weather is nice, a restaurant is nice, Mr. Soandso is nice, Mrs. Soandso’s clothes are nice, you had a nice time, and all this will be very nice.

Then you have to decide on your accent. You will have your foreign accent, all right, but many people like to mix it with something else. I knew a Polish Jew who had a strong Yiddish-Irish accent. People found it fascinating though slightly exaggerated. The easiest way to give the impression of having a good accent or no foreign accent is to hold an unlit pipe in your mouth, to mutter between your teeth and finish all your sentences with the question: “isn’t it?” People will not understand much, but they are accustomed to that and they will get a most excellent impression.

@темы: пацталомгрызуковер, sooooo true!

right and wrong
right and wrong
never helped us get along
you say you care for me
but there's no tenderness
beneath your honesty

@музыка: Paul Simon - Tenderness

@настроение:

@темы: music is my thing, my f**king life

хочу!!

хочхочухочуууууууууу!!!!

@темы: <3, my f**king life

now that we're here
now that we've come this far
just hold on
there is nothing to fear
for i am right beside you
for all my life
i am yours.

@музыка: Chris Daughtry - What About Now

@настроение:

@темы: <3, music is my thing, brotherly love, Willkommen im Hotel

@темы: О БОЖА!!! (с), пацталомгрызуковер, Willkommen im Hotel

♥

Режиссёр просто тащится от Фрэнки аки удав по стекловате. Старый хрен, он сейчас просто из штанов выпрыгнет!



Где вапще ходит Линке, я не пойму! Вот так ведь и уведут бойфренда из-под самого носа.

А што творится у Тимо за спиной!



К Давиду, кстате, всегда клеятся мужики. Уверена, Тимо отпиздил их всех.

Ах, как это мииило! Фрэнки бросается осматривать «боевое ранение» Криса.

@темы: the fairest one of all, <3, squeeeee!!!11, Солнышко и Трахаль, я в Панике!